"Burglars, judging by our statistics, define opportunity as……" — Unknown Author

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• The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and… — Elias Canetti
• The most dangerous criminal now is the entirely lawless modern philosopher. Compared to him, burglars and bigamists are essentially moral… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
• The habit of always putting off an experience until you can afford it, or until the time is right, or… — Charles R. Swindoll
• Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana... We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a… — Dan Quayle
• Never Forget, even for an instant, that the one and only reason anybody has for taking your gun away is… — L. Neil Smith
• They were a wonderful set of burglars, the people who were running San Francisco when I first came to town… — Sally Stanford
• Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night. — Miles Kington
• Suppose . . . burglars had made entry into this . . . [library]. Picture them seated here on this… — Mark Twain
• [it is] a high class kind of subversion, very high class. We're not second story burglars. We go right in… — Unknown Author
• Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems"… — Jack Handey
• I grew up on a suburban street with lace curtains and dull neighbours, so I made up stories to tell… — Nina Bawden
• Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as… — Bertrand Russell

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