Absurd Quote by George Saunders

“...Bugs are just lobsters that have learned to fly”

— Jeffery Eugenides

“The cultural fear of “bugs” we have as a society, without understanding what they do or how vital they are to the rest of…

— Joey Santore

“Everyone knew that bugs traveled in packs. Only the stupid ones got caught. The smart ones lay in wait for her to go to…

— Jill Shalvis

“A worthwhile day, I had killed two spiders, I had upset the balance of nature - now we would all be eaten up by…

— Charles Bukowski

“My fear of camping: I’m convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn’t everyone?”

— Kathy Griffin

“You can’t catch a creature like that anymore than you can catch a person. You can only create an environment they might want to…

— Mary Campisi

“You’re just a human, nothing but food for cave spiders,” I replied. “Everybody knows that humans don’t have feelings. Not like cave spiders do.…

— Diary Wimpy

“No longer could I root happily into my mother's company and find comfort in her rounded shape. There was no one to tell me…

— Kate Bernheimer

“It occurs to me that we crush insects beneath our feet, miracles of creation too, beetles, worms, cockroaches, ants, in their various ways.”

— J.M. Coetzee

“my father encouraged me to enter medicine. He told me it was much nobler to worry about humans than about bugs. But you know,…

— Heather O'Neill

“Insects have always spoiled my life.”

— Françoise Hardy

“Most of us live our lives like toads, sitting perfectly still, under a plantain leaf. We are waiting for a fly to come our…

— Sherwood Anderson