Absurdity Quote by George R. R. Martin

"Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different…

— George R. R. Martin

“Cersei will send men after you, I have no doubt. You might do well to take another name.” “Another name? Oh, certainly. And when…

— George R.R. Martin

“one naked girl with a mud up to her knees could not seem to take her eyes off Tyrion. She has never seen a…

— George R.R. Martin

“The dwarf has risen from the dead, Tyrion thought. And look, he's uglier than ever, run tell your friends.”

— George R.R. Martin

“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me,…

— George R.R. Martin

“One of those was occupied by a dwarf. Clean-shaved and pink-cheeked, with a mop of chestnut hair, a heavy brow, and a squashed nose,…

— George R.R. Martin

“Did I offend you?” Lannister said. “Sorry. Dwarfs don’t have to be tactful. Generations of capering fools in motley have won me the right…

— George R.R. Martin

“You think a 'lord' in front of your name is going to make that face any less ugly?”

— Brandon Sanderson

“I am Tyrion, of House Lannister. Men call me the Imp.” “My mother named me Shae. Men call me … often.”

— George R.R. Martin

Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you'' ''It was your blade I needed'' Tyrion said, ''not your…

— Anonymous

“Oh, I think that Lord Tyrion is quite a large man,” Maester Aemon said from the far end of the table. He spoke softly,…

— George R.R. Martin

Don’t call me Lord Snow.” The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. “Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can…

— Anonymous