Bladder Quote by George Eliot

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll…

— Jack Handey

College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.

— Henny Youngman

College is a time where a lot of people try to find themselves.

— Andy Dalton

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

— Natasha Leggero

College allows you to make better decisions, better friends, and a better future. There's only one catch: when the opportunity comes, you actually have…

— Lecrae

College isn't necessary for everybody and it's only from what you put into it what you go there for.

— Tom Hanks

College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there…

— David Sedaris

College is a life of its own.

— Anonymous

The longer you stay in college the better a brand you build.

— Harrison Barnes

Many people don't even know why they're going to college.

— Shiva Ayyadurai

College is like a woman: you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come. We used to…

— Dan Rather