"I like the map feature on the iPhone……" — Gary Shteyngart
"I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot."
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65 Quotes by Gary Shteyngart
Gary Shteyngart has 65 quotes on this site.
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I'm the fortieth ugliest man in this bar. But so what! So what!... Isn't this how people used to fall…
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If you read only one memoir by a disaffected, urban, 20-something Jewish girl this year, make it this one. Shukert…
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Satire always benefits when evil and stupidity collide.
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I love librarians more than any other people in the world. When I was an immigrant kid, they’ve made me…
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She was clothed entirely in two large swatches of leather, the leather fake and shiny in a self-mocking way, absolutely…
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In the first few pages, Kundera discusses several abstract historical figures: Robespierre, Nietzsche, Hitler. For Eunice's sake, I wanted him…
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A writer or any suffering artist-to-be is just an instrument too finely set to the human condition [...]
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My mother cranes her neck. Her ability to be fascinated by things is her best gift to me.
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We're people of the Orient. We know everything. And what we don't know, we can sense.
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In America, the distance between wanting something and having it delivered to your living room is not terribly great.
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You are not what you want. You are what wants you back.
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Michigan, with its delicious American name. How lucky one must be to live there.
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More Feature Quotes
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It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature.
— Rowan Atkinson
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A remarkable feature of the humanitarian movement, on both its sentimental and utilitarian sides, has been its preoccupation with the…
— Irving Babbitt
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The smallest flower is a thought, a life answering to some feature of the Great Whole, of whom they have…
— Honore de Balzac
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Most of us think of pride as self-centeredness, conceit, boastfulness, arrogance, or haughtiness. All of these are elements of the…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Mr. Speaker, from hurricanes and floods in Latin America to earthquakes in Asia, natural disasters are increasingly becoming a regular…
— Earl Blumenauer
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While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures…
— Elayne Boosler
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I had the experience last year of directing my first feature while I had a 1-year-old son and while I…
— Diablo Cody
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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so…
— Jennifer Aniston
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I am well convinced that Aerial Navigation will form a most prominent feature in the progress of civilization.
— George Cayley
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Chins are exclusively a human feature, not to be found among the beasts. Ithey had chins, most animals would look…
— Malcolm De Chazal
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Public charities and benevolent associations for the gratuitous relief of every species of distress, are peculiar to Christianity; no other…
— Charles Caleb Colton
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Little did we guess that what has been called the century of the common man would witness as its outstanding…
— Winston Churchill
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