Quote by Gary Shteyngart Download Open image ““{I'm partial to anyone who looks half blind)”” — Gary Shteyngart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'm blind in both ways, when her eyes meet mine, and when her eyes don't meet mine.” — P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar Copy Share Image
“It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blind men.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man still lacks depth perception.” — Mike Whitworth Copy Share Image
“If you can’t see some part of yourself in every single person you encounter, then you’re not looking closely enough, at the person or… — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“A blind man may be picturesque; but it requires two eyes to see the picture.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“the eyes of other people are the eyes that ruin us. if all but myself were blind, I should want neither fine clothes, fine… — benjamin franklin Copy Share Image
“I guess if everyone was blind, and you tried to describe vision to them, it would sound crazy and made up.” — Maile Meloy Copy Share Image
“These are all good things, I said. But no one knows where your country is or who you are. You don't have a familiar… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Don't be pretentious is my first advice to young writers. This is the big problem - just because you're getting an MFA doesn't mean… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I read real books. On paper. You know, those printed books? I feel like this is the last thing I do to support my… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“There's something outrageously simple about extending yourself toward a goal the way a plant seeks the sun's rays or a gopher the crunch of… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Silence has been destroyed, but also the idea that it's important to learn how another person thinks, to enter the mind of another person.… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“This red-fading-into-brown defines Queens for me; it is quiet and melancholy and postsuccessful, vaguely British in its disposition.” — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
If I still lived in Russia, I'd be dead... or a really effective oligarch. — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“The fact that my sexual awakening peripherally involves Steve Guttenberg I have gradually accepted.” — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“The simple trill of her laugh has not declined over the years; if anything it's been buffeted by her endless sorrows and disappointments.” — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“We know summer is the height of of being alive. We don't believe in God or the prospect of an afterlife mostly, so we… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
