Funny quotes Quote by Gabe Melendrez Download Open image “Im kinda like a fireman, I turn the hoes on :)” — Gabe Melendrez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
You know, I'm no different from a fireman. You got to run into a fire no matter how big the blaze is — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
I'm like fire, I'm definitley hot, but I can sometimes be very dangerous! — Author Name Copy Share Image
I'm like a fireman. When I go out on a call, I want to put out a big fire, I don't want to put… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
I like a good listener, I like a sense of humor, I like a hoe that likes a hoe just for my amusement. — Wale Copy Share Image
I just get on and do things, because I've got my own fire and I don't need anything else. — Goldie Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
