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• Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the… — Margaret Atwood
• I'm a serial dater. When I see someone I like, we go on multiple dates. — Lance Bass
• Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball… — Ezra Taft Benson
• 'Easter' is a movable event, calculated by the relative positions of sun and moon, an impossible way of fixing year… — Annie Besant
• With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I… — Chris Brown
• I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them:… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
• I don't go on that many dates, because the truth is, anytime you go out in public with a girl… — George Clooney
• In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying… — Chuck Close
• There'll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read 'em but all that's gonna matter is… — Unknown Author
• All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain. — Drake
• When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When… — Amanda Holden
• Next to Morning Pages and Artist Dates, the most potent tool for contacting inner guidance and creativity is walking. — Julia Cameron

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