Quote by Fergus Muirhead

“I’ll be a troll’s new testicle, I still can’t believe it.”

— Nicholas Eames

“My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.”

— Elle Casey

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King

“Somebody’s going to be reading, right? Wrong. They’re FBing. “Doing a Number Two. Maybe I shouldn’t have had those chilli peppers. Hope y’all having…

— Hope Barrett

“ye are a great piper. I'm not fit to blow in the same kingdom with ye. Body of me! ye have mair music in…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.”

— Garth Stein

“I suppose your boobs are all squished under that green lace, your nipples crushed. They’re going to need some consolation. I’ll suck on them…

— C.C. Gibbs

“Recently in mixed company...I ventured to make the claim ( not without some show of humility and modesty ) that I was the greatest…

— Flann O'Brien

“Make that two.” They ordered the ribs with sides of fries, coleslaw and baked beans along with two draft beers. “I’m going to tell…

— Marie Force

“Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race,' it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the…

— Stephen King

“I should have known I'd find you out here, doing your best to turn yourself into an icicle”

— Cassandra Clare

“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's…

— Katja Millay