"If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent……" — Felix Dennis
"If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run."
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85 Quotes by Felix Dennis
Felix Dennis has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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- As with the onset of sudden celebrity, for the newly rich, the world often becomes a darker, narrower, less generous…
- The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of…
- Fear not. For fear itself is fed by fear, and all fears pass. Did no one tell you so? Come…
- It's very difficult to be continuously charitable in a capitalistic society. You've also got to make sure that you can…
- I've been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the money is going…
- People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just…
- Rich people always have a certain degree of debt. Apparently it helps to reduce taxes. I'm not so hot on…
- When you come across real talent, it is sometimes worth allowing them to create the structure in which they choose…
- Most of the worst errors I made in my life came from forgetting to act small.
- Sometimes, to ensure that a talented individual will work for you, or will stay working with you, you need to…
- Having a great idea is simply not enough. The eventual goal is vastly more important than any idea. It is…
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