Clever Quote by Eva Longoria

“Unless Robbie and Chris wanted to her to be a surrogate mother, this would be her first and last pregnancy. She and morning sickness…

— Koko Brown

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

— Anonymous

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.

— Honore de Balzac

I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a miracle, we're going to have to terminate the pregnancy. Her health has to come first

— Chris Higgins

The surrogate is feeling pregnant! And a little sick. She thinks it's a girl.

— GloZell

We're pretty sure Liz fell pregnant on our wedding night.

— Kelvin Fletcher

'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about…

— Jane Pauley

She's late and she's nauseous and she doesn't think she is pregnant? Is she insane?

— Khloe Kardashian

Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?

— Chelsea Handler

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

— Busy Philipps

“Pregnancy is a time to plan what kind of emotional world our child will grow up in...”

— Roni Jay

Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have…

— Conan O'Brien