Credit card Quote by Eric Nickel

Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says Im on my period: Priceless. :)

— Anonymous

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

— Warren Ellis

I would love to kiss you. The price of kissing is your life.

— Anonymous

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how…

— Anonymous

Need a partner for this valentines day...

— The Heartcatcher

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

— Anonymous

We can't sell Love! It will vanish into the sky's, if we don't use it on someone! It is just not marketable. We don't…

— Glen Rambharack

Marriage is a Workshop...where Husband works & Wife Shops...Happy Weekend!

— Jafar

You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.

— Anonymous

To love anything good, at any cost, is a bargain.

— Wendell Berry

At consignment shops, I can collect things reasonably, and it's joyful. My dining room table was $75, and I'm so proud. It's beautiful.

— Lynn Whitfield

I have love at home already. So I use my money and buy sex !!

— Glen Rambharack