““Why did we always say we were going to shoot emails?” “I don’t know. I’ve wondered that too.” “Why couldn’t we just say we were going to send them? We were just pressing a button, were we not?” “Not even a real button. A picture of a button on a screen.” “Yes,” Garrett said, “that’s exactly what I’m talking about.” “There was not, in fact, an email gun. Although that would’ve been nice. I would’ve preferred that.””