Books Quote by Elliott James
““TEN THINGS THAT PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T READ THE FIRST BOOK REALLY OUGHT TO KNOW. I. One day, your father and mother were hugging, and they began to have special feelings. Warm feelings that tingled in their private places. It is likely they weren't wearing any clothes. At any rate, they began to rub against each other like two sticks trying to start a fire, and nine months later, you were born. If this is news to you, please put this book down now. There may well be big bad wolves and evil witches and fairies in the pages that follow, but I promise you, this isn't a children's story.””
About This Quote
Source Book: The First Book, 2020
The passage humorously explains human reproduction, warning readers that the book is not a children's story.
In simple terms: It jokes about birth and warns readers.
Key Takeaway
Read with awareness of adult content.
Themes
humor
education
sexuality
warning
literature
Mood
playful
cautionary
Type
educational
satirical
When to use this quote
- parenting guides
- sex education
- literary analysis
Key Concepts
biology
communication
Questions to Reflect On
- Why use humor to discuss reproduction?
- How does tone affect reception?
A Different Perspective
May be inappropriate for younger audiences.
