Computers Quote by Elizaveta Mikhailichenko and Yury Nesis

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut…

— Kim Harrison

“Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a challenge and…

— Stuart G. Walesh

Our relationships with our computers are almost sexual, they're so close. They're just such a huge part of our lives.

— Mackenzie Davis

“That was perfectly normal – after all a computer is not like a human brain; with people all you need is to have a…

— Mai Jia

“... any man is defined by the woman who shares her bed with him.”

— Kristen Ashley

“She had discovered long ago that you could use a computer without understanding how it worked. Just as you could use an automobile, vacuum…

— Michael Crichton

“Never underestimate the importance of what a woman says in bed. It's one of the few places they will tell you exactly what they…

— Karen Hawkins

“She noted the lack of female hardware hackers, and was enraged at the male hacker obsession with technological play and power.”

— Steven Levy

“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living.”

— Nicholas Negroponte

“Let the computer do the repetitious, the mundane—it will do a better job of it than we would. We've got more important and more…

— Andrew Hunt