Crime Quote by Elizabeth L. Silver

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?”

— James Patterson

“Be the person they'll claim you were at your funeral.”

— Dan Moore

“Some people don’t attend funeral not because they don’t want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO.”

— Neeraj Bhanot

“In a sense you could say I’ve already been to my own funeral.”

— Catherine McKenzie

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”

— Denise Jaden

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by…

— Garrison Keillor

“Who am I to decide what someone should or shouldn’t do? People skip funerals and memorials all the time, for all sorts of reasons.…

— Elle Kennedy

“Do something in your life which will make millions of people attend your funeral. Have a worthy life.”

— Mayur Ramgir

“A funeral is supposed to be a way to say goodbye. You look inside yourself and find a place to put your grief, not…

— Beth Lincoln

“a funeral reminds you to be alive, doesn’t it? It slaps you across the face and points out that there’s still warm blood doing…

— Lydia Kang

“Funerals aren't for dead people. They're for the living.”

— Angie Thomas