Humor Quote by Elaine Corvidae Download Open image ““Aye, Captain. I have a good memory. Except for the amnesia.”” — Elaine Corvidae ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Memory
“But I don't remember. I won't remember. Memory is an act of will, and so is forgetting.” — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“You see, I may be trying to forget, but I still remember quite a lot.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I know. You can be fine, and then, out of nowhere, a memory blindsides you.” — Lisa Schroeder Copy Share Image
“I suppose memory has at least two faces, and capricious ones at that.” — Darin Strauss Copy Share Image
“I had forgotten, I suppose, that there were bright memories in amongst the dark.” — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
“He captures memories because if he forgets them, it's as though they didn't happen.” — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
“I'll gladly settle for amnesia if I had to live in a world where I couldn't remember how much you mean to me.” — J.A. ANUM Copy Share Image
“Amnesia was a soldier's best friend, and luckily, it could be taught. Missing limbs still ache, but missing memories never do.” — Alex London Copy Share Image
“Sometimes all you need is to be remembered, especially in a place where it’s so easy to forget.” — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“I’m too handsome for God to send me to hell. The rest of you are in for it, though.” — Elaine Corvidae Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image