Angry Quote by Eileen Pollack

I was bar mitzvahed at Beth Shalom, and I had trouble. I didn't quite get it all.

— Jeffrey Tambor

I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me…

— Andy Kindler

When the opportunity presented itself, I had never been bar mitzvahed. I wasn't going to pass it up.

— Carlos Lopez-Cantera

Do I do bar mitzvahs? No. You know, you've gotta draw a line somewhere.

— Sir Mix-a-Lot

That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told…

— Lew Wasserman

I was also interested in chemistry, but my parents were not willing to buy me a chemistry set.

— Martin Lewis Perl

Explorations into chemistry were done in our basement, sometimes with friends, and my parents must have had quite a bit of confidence in my…

— Wolfgang Ketterle

I'm a good Jewish boy from Edison, New Jersey, so I went and saw 'Fiddler on the Roof' because you have to: that's part…

— David Bryan

I think it's hard to convince an audience of some sort of chemistry if you really don't get along.

— Michiel Huisman

I was an emcee for bar mitzvahs from age sixteen to twenty-one.

— James Wolk

I remember someone said to me, "Beware of instant chemistry with people, because a lot of time it's the recognition of something familiar," and…

— Gillian Jacobs

Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of my bar…

— Billy Eichner