Humor Quote by Edwin Edwards

“I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex with you. Then you called the…

— Jarod Kintz

“THERE ONCE LIVED A GIRL WHO WAS KILLED, THEN BROUGHT back to life.”

— Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

“I cannot live, if I am already dead.”

— Donna Russo Morin

“In a landslide, running unopposed, she'd just been elected his reason to live.”

— Tommy Wallach

“Never re-elect anybody”

— Kinky Friedman

“We all know what to do, but we don’t know how to get re-elected once we have done it.”

— Jean-Claude Juncker

“You can become a dead man before you know what you are.”

— Sean Michaels

“A woman need a man to claim, even if it's a dead one.”

— Alice Childress

“He’d concluded that not only should females have the right to vote, they should probably be governing the whole darn country.”

— Debra Holland

“It doesn't matter if you're alive or dead. It matters what was said to leave an everlasting impression on society.”

— Jay G Rich

“Once I’m dead, I won’t even be able to remember you. So I’ll win, no matter what. I’ll live, no matter what!”

— Hajime Isayama

“Promises don't matter to a dead girl.”

— Kayla Krantz