Crooked Quote by Edward Hirsch

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the…

— Tom Waits

“He hesitated, but then stepped beneath the tree and knelt, depositing me gently on the ground between two giant roots. And he stayed there,…

— Julie Kagawa

“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?"…

— Tom Waits

Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.

— David Harsanyi

“CLOV [sadly] No one that ever lived ever thought so crooked as we.”

— Samuel Beckett

The desires of the heart...are as crooked as a corkscrew.

— Robert Stone

I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked.

— Daphne Guinness

I'm talkin' about a good girl gone bad crooked world, wrong path.

— Anonymous

“He is crooked enough to hide behind a spiral staircase.”

— Anne McCaffrey & Margaret Ball

I support all people on earth who have bodies like and unlike my body, skins and moles and old scars, secret and public hair,…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

The habit of taking the line of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked.

— Napoleon Hill

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,…

— Amy Sedaris