Quote by Earl Sweatshirt

Listen busters, scarier when I finger fuck her After I dig her up and then eat her out with a bit of mustard

— Earl Sweatshirt

For her last breath I will be the host, slicing her cunt, then I slit her throat.

— Meat Loaf

I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

— 2D

She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since…

— Margaret Stohl

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?

— William Shakespeare

My neighbour called round to foretell me of the loud music I can expect when his party kicks off. I politely thanked him for…

— Steve Fowler

If you looked in my fridge, you'd see maybe 12 different mustards.

— Guy Fieri

She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't…

— Anonymous

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Go take out the trash, Potty Mouth.' She laughed and headed into the kitchen. 'Pissed!' she shouted as she walked through the dining room.…

— Kody Keplinger

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

— Jimmy Buffett

What are you gunna do, snort her?

— Haley James Scott