Quote by E.L. James

“Being blond is not a hair color, it's a lifestyle.”

— Anonymous

“In the business world, there is no gray. Either you are black, or you are white-washed.”

— Anonymous

“She had weedy hair of that vague colour which is neither brown nor blond, that hasn't enough life in it to be ginger, and…

— Raymond Chandler

“Interspersed within the blonde hairs were traitorous slivers of gray.”

— Weston Ochse

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.”

— Agatha Christie

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my hair from turning gray.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't want to tell you how I know she isn't a real blonde. Guess.”

— Nicole Amakan

“Having gray hair doesn't matter but having gray matter matters. ”

— James Tate

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.

— Harvey Fierstein

“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.”

— Sharon Green

“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye.…

— Jenn McKinlay