Well, we all have our specialties, Harold." For example…

I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a…

— John Pinette

“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If others qualify, it's a great going; if an auditor qualifies, it's not.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

I had my first accountant when I was 20 and he reminded me I had a tax bill to pay, so I had to…

— Colin Jackson

In the e-filing system, the accountant has the user identity and password of each company. This would potentially allow a rogue accountant to play…

— Sucheta Dalal

She was my accountant, so I just believed her.

— John Howard

“Let the learning be the journal of life.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

You can't be the accountant in your accounting firm. You can't cut the grass in your landscaping business. You can't work on the vehicles…

— Michael Gerber

I have a poverty demon. I'll ask my accountant if I can afford something, and he'll say, 'What are you talking about?'

— Tyra Banks

I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.

— Rob Marshall

“Financial statements are my novels, I am a Chartered Accountant.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

— Jackie Mason

I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work.

— John Pinette

You can make a very good argument that society would be much worse off if you let 10 rapists and murderers free rather than…

— Jonah Goldberg

I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was…

— Bob Newhart