Computers Quote by Douglas Coupland
““I think computers ought to have a key called I'M DRUNK, and when you push it, it prevents you from sending email for twelve hours. I've got another one: a key called FUCK OFF. You press it every time your computer does something annoying -- in turn this would somehow force your computer to experience pain. And if you pushed SHIFT/FUCK OFF, you'd end up with FUCK OFF AND DIE, the computer equivalent of a razor being raked across your nipples.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: The New York Times, 2004
A satirical suggestion that computers could have panic buttons to block harmful or annoying actions, highlighting frustration with technology.
In simple terms: A funny idea to stop annoying computer behavior with a panic button.
Consider setting real digital boundaries.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- email overload
- online harassment
- workplace stress
- personal productivity
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How could real panic buttons improve digital health?
- What are the risks of over‑reliance on such controls?
Might oversimplify complex tech issues and ignore underlying causes.