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Computers Quote by Douglas Coupland

“I think computers ought to have a key called I'M DRUNK, and when you push it, it prevents you from sending email for twelve hours. I've got another one: a key called FUCK OFF. You press it every time your computer does something annoying -- in turn this would somehow force your computer to…” quote by Douglas Coupland
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““I think computers ought to have a key called I'M DRUNK, and when you push it, it prevents you from sending email for twelve hours. I've got another one: a key called FUCK OFF. You press it every time your computer does something annoying -- in turn this would somehow force your computer to experience pain. And if you pushed SHIFT/FUCK OFF, you'd end up with FUCK OFF AND DIE, the computer equivalent of a razor being raked across your nipples.””

Douglas Coupland

About This Quote

Source Interview: The New York Times, 2004

A satirical suggestion that computers could have panic buttons to block harmful or annoying actions, highlighting frustration with technology.

In simple terms: A funny idea to stop annoying computer behavior with a panic button.

Key Takeaway

Consider setting real digital boundaries.

Themes

technology frustration humor control digital well‑being

Mood

irry critical reflective

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • email overload
  • online harassment
  • workplace stress
  • personal productivity

Key Concepts

user interface design behavioral control digital detox

Questions to Reflect On

  • How could real panic buttons improve digital health?
  • What are the risks of over‑reliance on such controls?
A Different Perspective

Might oversimplify complex tech issues and ignore underlying causes.

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