"Well chaps first I'd like to say a……" — Donald Barthelme

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• I remember watching Mel Gibson on some show once, and he was being asked about his belief in the afterlife.… — Hugh Laurie
• Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an… — William Shakespeare
• Do you know what a soldier is, young man? He's the chap who makes it possible for civilized folk to… — Allan Massie
• I have no dog, but it must be Somewhere there's one belongs to me-- A little chap with wagging tail,… — John Kendrick Bangs
• President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps. — Greg Proops
• They gave me the chaps and hat and everything. I looked like a real cowboy. I walked around the rodeo… — Michael Biehn
• I'm not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, 'Oh, I'm in assless chaps!' or 'I can't be… — Katy Perry
• Those dogs of democrats and liberal riff-raff will see that we're the only chaps who haven't been stultified by the… — Karl Marx
• I think it’d be disgraceful if a chap wasn’t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The… — Boris Johnson
• The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is a fine chap. — Alexander Suvorov
• Gary Shaw says a lot of things without engaging his brain sometimes and it's a great shame, because he's not… — Frank Warren
• But for the silly chaps, we would still be living in the Stone Age. — Unknown Author

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