Donald-allen-kirch Quote by Donald Allen Kirch

“And so we nearly ran into an elephant; eh?”

— Laura Lee Hope

“An elephant is almost a unicorn!”

— Laura C Goodwin

“They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.”

— John Sedgwick

“When an elephant walks, it kills many small creatures; when we walk, we kill many small creatures; we are all random killers!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“It is the tame elephants who enjoy capturing the wild ones.”

— George Bernard Shaw

“The six elephants stood, roped each by the foreleg side by side in the vast thirty-foot tent put up several days since for their…

— Dorothy Dunnett

“How much does an elephant weigh? ”

— Rhonda Patton

“People steal elephants. It happens all the time.”

— Jonathan Franzen

“The best way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time.”

— Wayne Nakoneczny high school track coach

“But…” said the lion “you had told us that elephants never jump…”.“I know…” said the elephant shyly “But I forgot”.”

— Violet Easton

“You must have been some kind of raging elephant, because it took three darts for them to take you down.”

— Susan Kaye Quinn

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ”

— Stephen King