Born Quote by Dolly Parton

When I was born I wasn't fucking around. Doctor pulled me out the womb I punched the cunt in the mouth.

— 360

I had the misfortune of being born in a horrendous situation.

— Ralph H. Baer

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

— Norman Wisdom

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

— Sean Covey

I was traumatized by a lot of childhood stuff. I felt that I was bad somewhere, starting with my birth.

— Joel Grey

I sat next to a young woman on a plane once who bombarded me for five hours with how she had decided to be…

— Alan Alda

Wish I'd never born so that I couldn't get this pain, everything I think the best I found worst..

— Raj Singh

I think the trauma of giving birth made me feel vulnerable and I wasn't invincible. Giving birth made me feel like I could die…

— Stacey Solomon

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did…

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I was four or five, I had an older brother who got paralyzed from the neck down in junior high school. Some kid…

— Scottie Pippen

Losing the baby hit me like a house collapsing, it was awful. It hit me when the baby's due date came around.

— Lily Allen

For the first few months, I was a comically inept parent. The first night home from the hospital, I held her bare body against…

— Nick Flynn