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Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

— Dolly Parton

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was…

— Jim Goad

When I was born, the umbilical cord came wrapped around my neck, so when I came out, I wasn't breathing.

— LaMarcus Aldridge

I think the trauma of giving birth made me feel vulnerable and I wasn't invincible. Giving birth made me feel like I could die…

— Stacey Solomon

For the first few months, I was a comically inept parent. The first night home from the hospital, I held her bare body against…

— Nick Flynn

I came out of the womb into the Labour movement.

— Betty Boothroyd

I came out of the womb singing, dancing, and telling awkward jokes.

— Annaleigh Ashford

When I was born, I was effectively dead. Weird, I know. The doctors couldn't get any reaction from me, so I had to be…

— Liam Payne

“The story of my birth that my mother told me went like this: "When you were coming out I wasn't ready yet and neither…

— Sierra D. Waters

Giving birth was the most amazing thing I've ever done. I'd been living in a Third World country, and I said, 'I'm going to…

— Carolyn Murphy

When I was born, the umbilical cord came wrapped around my neck, so when I came out, I wasn't breathing. The cord had cut…

— LaMarcus Aldridge