Humor-irony-death-zombie Quote by Diana Rowland Download Open image ““Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse.”” — Diana Rowland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-irony-death-zombie Laughter
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“...with that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
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“I just can't believe you fucked that thing !" he retorted, voice rough with what I coud only assume was utter distain. "Why... why… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“Lying on the metal table in front of me was a middle-aged man decked out in absolutely nothing at all. A dead man. Buck-ass… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“Angel, I have no idea how you can stand this stench,” he said. “Derrel’s been doing this for long enough that I think he… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
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“It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um…what?" He winked. "Keep… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“That is a zombie… Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
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“Good morning!” my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. “I need my Angel to come out and play.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
