Frigid Quote by Diana Copland
““Jesus,” Kiernan said as he stepped from the Bronco and a gust of frigid wind lifted his hair. “I think my testicles just climbed up into my abdominal cavity in fear.” Matt chuckled. “Lovely visual.” He cautiously joined him on the icy sidewalk. “They’ll come back out of hiding as soon as you warm up.” “So you say. The poor things aren’t used to this kind of weather. It’s traumatizing. I’m going to expect you to check later to make sure they’re still where they belong.” “I can certainly make an inspection of the general area. I’m a detective. It’s all about gathering evidence.””
About This Quote
Source Fiction: Novel excerpt, 2018
A humorous, vivid description of a man’s fear‑induced physical reaction in cold weather.
In simple terms: Cold makes him feel absurdly scared.
Find humor in awkward moments.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- cold environments
- friend banter
- stress response
- narrative description
- character development
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does absurd humor affect empathy?
- Why use vivid bodily imagery?
Humor may trivialize genuine discomfort.