Family Quote by Debra Ferreday

“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to do with…

— Peter Sagal

“Why do people who read Shakespeare still spend hours watching shitty TV or staring out of the window or arguing about whose dinner party…

— Glen Duncan

“No one, not even Shakespeare, surpasses Milton in his command of the sound, the music, the weight and taste and texture of English words.”

— Philip Pullman

“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often…

— Lemony Snicket

“What use, Milton, a silly story Of our lost general parents, eaters of fruit?”

— Gary Snyder

“There is far too much common nonsense, and not nearly enough uncommon sense about fruit.”

— Mango Wodzak

“enough monkeys with enough typewriters can give you Shakespeare, so”

— Nat Kozinn

“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”

— Lance Manion

“If Shakespeare had never existed, he asked, would the world have differed much from what it is today?”

— Virginia Woolf

“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather…

— Tom Conrad

“The thing about Shakespeare is you can only read his books if someone is making you.”

— Gabrielle Zevin

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous