North carolina Quote by Deborah Ford

“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor”

— Deborah Ford

“Grits Glossary blues \’blüz\ n: nothing but a good man singing about hardship, sorrow, and the things he’s done wrong--but sake’s alive, they make…

— Deborah Ford

“ “In the South, football is confused with religion, chivalry, the Civil War, and women.” -Diane Roberts, The Quotable South ”

— Deborah Ford

“ The Grits Guide to Southern Humor “If you don’t make fun of yourself, somebody is going to do it for you.” -Martie Maguire,…

— Deborah Ford

“ A Grits girl treated without TLC may end up a PMS…a Precious Moody Southerner! ”

— Deborah Ford

“ If the sweet lilt of a soft Southern accent isn’t music to the ears, we just don’t know what is. Music isn’t just…

— Deborah Ford

“ Redneck Rules of Etiquette • To avoid bruising wine as you decant it, make sure to tilt the paper cup. • Your centerpiece…

— Deborah Ford

“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #13: If anyone tries to tell you a Southern girl shouldn’t drink, just tell them the truth: we don’t drink,…

— Deborah Ford

“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #39: It’s been said that love makes the world go round. That may be true, but friendship keeps the world…

— Deborah Ford

“If you’re single and you’re not having the greatest fun of your life, it’s high time to reassess your priorities. It may be hard…

— Deborah Ford

“Grits Glossary hillbilly \’hil-,bi-lē\ n: a derogatory term that refers to people living in the next county or town; alternate forms include redneck, cracker,…

— Deborah Ford

“Entertaining is a way of life for the Southern girl. We’ve been doing it for over three hundred years now, and we’re not too…

— Deborah Ford