"The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they……" — David Sedaris
"The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge."
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David Sedaris
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
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