"The things I've bought from strangers in the……" — David Sedaris

"The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair."

— David Sedaris

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221 Quotes by David Sedaris

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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…

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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still… — Lewis Black
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I loved riding bikes and horses. I was eight when I started having lessons, and when my father bought me… — Andrea Bocelli
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