"If you aren't cute, you may as well…" — David Sedaris
"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
David Sedaris has 221 quotes on this site.
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…
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More Clever Quotes
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
— Aristophanes
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Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
— Aristotle
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I don't think we are going to become extinct. We're very clever and extremely resourceful - and we will find…
— David Attenborough
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Patience is the companion of wisdom.
— Saint Augustine
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My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that…
— Jane Austen
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Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom.
— Francis Bacon
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When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
— Russell Baker
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
— Lucille Ball
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Social media is a giant distraction to the ultimate aim, which is honing your craft as a songwriter. There are…
— Bryan Adams
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable…
— Douglas Adams
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
— Joey Adams
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Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
— Arnold Bennett
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