Quote by David Patterson

ALCOHOL? What is that? Sorry, that's not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskeypedia!

— Nishan Panwar

Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking…

— Gary Shteyngart

Vodka is much easier on your system than dark whisky and stuff.

— Vinnie Paul

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

— Morgan Wallen

Vodka is the answer...but I can't remember the question

— Anonymous

Some call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.

— Green Monk

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like…

— Sylvia Plath

Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last.

— Big Sean

You call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.

— Nikhil Saluja

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

— Nicole Polizzi

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.

— Rachel Maddow

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

— Dylan Moran