Irony Quote by david morrell

“Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's. ”

— Michael Stipe

“A circle is just a square that cut corners…”

— Neil Leckman

“and from that day, even till now, all the storks have been called Peter. The”

— Hans Christian Andersen

“A circle looks at a square and sees a badly made circle.”

— Jeff VanderMeer

“Don't worry you will never find a rounded square”

— Greigon Selwyn Mott

“Russell Square is one of the odder areas of London.”

— Benedict Jacka

“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town.”

— Theric Jepson

St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with you and asked why are you with that person?…

— Anonymous

“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed,…

— P. N. Elrod

“Around them the stubbled land was marked off by plaques and signs that explained to visitors what had happened here on a long-ago July…

— Jennifer E. Smith

“Pax? That’s his name? It means ‘peace,’ you know.” Peter knew that—lots of people had told him.”

— Sara Pennypacker