Quote by David Levithan

“He swept his hand, indicating me from head to toe. "It's like you just broke your seal and slipped out of your plastic wrap".…

— Kat Falls

“Ouch," he said. "Move your foot." "No." "Go away." "Glad to see you, too." "What are you doing here?" I asked. "You missed the…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee…

— Katelin LaMontagne

“Why do you do the things you do? Like asking rude questions under the guise of being supposedly funny? Because essentially I'm a cunt.…

— Anonymous

“I’ll be back as quick as I can,” I said awkwardly. “Sure.” “Stay cool.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to punch anybody.” I trotted…

— Stephen King

“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take you." All…

— Stephanie Witter

“I did the only thing I could. I said the dumbest thing any man has ever said to a woman, “Yeah, it’s just me…

— Amanda Hamm

You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the…

— Thomas Howes

“Wanker had the manners of a used tampon.”

— L.J. Shen

“So, yes, I should have just surrendered, cinched the entitled scion her little pouch of entitlements, put in my calls to the name shufflers,…

— Sam Lipsyte

“Silence then, "Are you smashed?" "Completely and totally." "What are you wearing?" "Who cares?" "I do." "Why?" "'Cause you're smashed, you been with your…

— Kristen Ashley

“You deal with clits, not cunts." Thanks to my buddy Lynn for sharing this quote with me.”

— Prescott Lane