Beer Quote by David Daye Download Open image “If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.” — David Daye ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Humor
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
We don't have stomachs for the things of this world because we have feasted on the goodness of our God. — David Platt Copy Share Image
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to… — Stephen Mansfield Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
