"The existence of trousers proves that God meant……" — David C.H. Austin
"The existence of trousers proves that God meant us to be bipeds."
More Bipeds Quotes
- Unbeknownst to most fun-loving bipeds, not all stress is bad. Indeed, the New Rich don't aim to eliminate all stress.… — Tim Ferriss
- It has been said that the immortality of the soul is a grand peut-tre -but still it is a grand… — Lord Byron
- Maniacs of Procreation, bipeds with devalued faces, we have lost all appeal for each other. — Emile M. Cioran
- There are airmen and there are pilots: the first being part bird whose view from aloft is normal and comfortable,… — Ernest K. Gann
- You wouldn't consider all the bipeds you pass on the street human beings simply because they walk upright and carry… — Hermann Hesse
- The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrationa bipeds who hurt only themselves. — Maria Edgeworth
- Art seems to me to be above all a state of soul. All souls are sacred, the soul of all… — Marc Chagall
- Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has… — Anton Szandor LaVey
- There had been a popular joke on Freedom, started by a man named Calder. Looking down from space, he had… — Larry Niven