Justice Quote by Dave Matthes

“What's the difference between a woman and a psycho? A woman you can see coming a mile away (both on the streets and in the bedroom)…a psycho…she takes her time to spread her satanical, thorned-wings of feminine injustice until HOLY FUCK WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT… …although actually, there…” quote by Dave Matthes — Download Open image

““What's the difference between a woman and a psycho? A woman you can see coming a mile away (both on the streets and in the bedroom)…a psycho…she takes her time to spread her satanical, thorned-wings of feminine injustice until HOLY FUCK WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT… …although actually, there really is no difference, now that I think about it.””

Dave Matthes

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