Ball player Quote by Dan Quisenberry

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

— Dan Quisenberry

Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have…

— Dan Quisenberry

The future is much like the present, only longer.

— Dan Quisenberry

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

— Dan Quisenberry

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the…

— Dan Quisenberry

I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should…

— Dan Quisenberry

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

— Dan Quisenberry

Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in…

— Dan Quisenberry

I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

— Dan Quisenberry

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.

— Dan Quisenberry

Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.

— Dan Quisenberry

If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.

— Dan Quisenberry