I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
I'm probably the only relief pitcher who has more saves than strikeouts. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
