Crack Quote by Dan Castellaneta Download Open image “It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.” — Dan Castellaneta ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crack Funny Job Lines Some Up
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Growing up and going out to bars in Australia - people do random things; cheesy pick-up lines... you got to laugh. It's sweet. Some… — Nicky Whelan Copy Share Image
When lines are great, they're easy to do. You just find the essence of it, and you do it. — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around. — John McEnroe Copy Share Image
I just think that pick-up lines in general are horrible. None of them work. — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself… — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
I never wanted people to laugh at me. I never wanted the funny lines. I wanted the straight lines. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England! — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run,… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'.… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
When I was 13, I began relaxing my hair, and that meant when I turned 18 it began to crack and fall off, and… — Soledad O'Brien Copy Share Image
There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“There was never anything wrong with my life. Perhaps that was the problem... The crack in my life was the fact that I had… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. — Joseph Hall Copy Share Image
“The brief sound is like a color swallowed by a crack. But what color?” — Roberto Bolaño Copy Share Image
I heard I won 'best butt crack' on television recently. It's true. I did it, you guys. I made it. I wish I got… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
A crack on the head is what you get for not asking, and a crack on the head is what you get for asking. — The Smiths Copy Share Image
