Quote by Damon Wayans Download Open image “You wank off a lot?” — Damon Wayans ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When I'm not having sex I like jacking off, it really cums-in-handy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to be very hands-on, but lately I've been more hands-off and I plan to become more hands-on and less hands-off and hope… — George Steinbrenner Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to play this loving, supportive father/husband/ friend on TV but be the guy in life that is telling everyone, 'I… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this… — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image