Bans Quote by Cory Doctorow

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms…

— Johnny Carson

You said when the storm came that you would be there with your umbrella to block the rain.

— Jennifer Hudson

You never know, lightning could strike.

— William Parrish

Umbrella cant stop the rain, But make us stand in rain Confidence may not bring success, But gives power to face any challenge in…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms…

— Johnny Carson

“There are umbrellas for rain. Parkas for blizzards. Storm cellars for tornadoes. But there's no protection for this.”

— Emily Franklin

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

— John Cena

We cannot protect ourselves from trouble, but we can dance through the puddles of life with a rainbow smile, twirling the only umbrella we…

— Barbara Johnson

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

— George Carlin

If lightning strikes while you're in the car it's your fault.

— Doc Bundy

Stay open, who knows, lightning could strike.

— William Parrish

My dad hates umbrellas, said Deeba, swinging her own. When it rains he always says the same thing. 'I do not believe the presence…

— China Mieville