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“Bookselling is like prostitution, you sell your wares, you close your eyes, and you never fall in love with the clients. You also keep your fingers crossed that they won't ask for anything perverted.” quote by Colin Bateman
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““Bookselling is like prostitution, you sell your wares, you close your eyes, and you never fall in love with the clients. You also keep your fingers crossed that they won't ask for anything perverted.””

Colin Bateman

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Book of the Dead, 2005

Selling books is likened to a transactional, emotionally detached act, with fear of demanding requests.

In simple terms: Selling books feels like a detached transaction.

Key Takeaway

Maintain authenticity in sales.

Themes

selling authenticity transaction

Mood

cynical humorous

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • bookstores
  • online sales
  • author events

Key Concepts

Literature ethics

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can sellers stay authentic?
  • What risks arise from viewing work as prostitution?
A Different Perspective

Clients may seek genuine connection despite the metaphor.

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