Attention Quote by Cole Younger

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

— Tammy Faye Bakker

“A doctor a day keeps the jim-jams away,”

— Aldous Huxley

Crazy to think that we're having surgery, we're trying to excise cancer, we don't know where the cancer is. We're trying to preserve nerves;…

— Nguyen Quyen

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

— Ambrose Bierce

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.

— John Eric Erichsen

I hope and pray that in the future, plastic surgery on TV is kept to a minimum.

— Jill Zarin

I'm in complete remission. I'm alive and well.

— Gene Wilder

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

— Steve Martin

I imagine, in the future, life expectancy is long and they use crazy plastic surgery. Who the hell knows what's going on?

— Elizabeth Banks

Of all the surgeries I've had, there's not much left to operate on. I am totally bionic.

— Clarence Clemons

I feel very blessed to have been involved with some of the most complex surgical procedures in the history of the world.

— Benjamin Carson

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

— Joan Rivers