Silly quotes Quote by Chyna White Download Open image “U can lead a mule to a pond but can't make the jackass drink” — Chyna White ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Silly quotes
We can, with all best intentions lead a thirsty Horse to water, yet we can not make them drink. Nor can we dunk their… — Vladislas Nikilovic Copy Share Image
You may bring a horse to the river, but he will drinke when and what he pleaseth. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste… — Charles Gavan Duffy Copy Share Image
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face tomorrow.” — Brighton Mabuya Copy Share Image
“The starry sky is absolutely gorgeous tonight. Maybe I'll see a shooting star and can make a wish...especially since I'm getting told to get… — April Mae Monterrosa Copy Share Image
“No—I’ve got it,” Jill announced, interrupting my musing. “He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
“I dare us to give up – maybe we’ll reach nirvana by the time we’re sixty.” — Hanako Stephens Copy Share Image
“Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH… — Hanako Stephens Copy Share Image
“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.”… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image