Blackbirds Quote by Chuck Wendig

“Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window.”

— Chuck Wendig

“I am like the vampire, I suck the life from those around me, I am nothing but what they give me”

— Gerald Lanteigne

“Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.”

— Alix Adale

“You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit.”

— Kim Harrison

“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.”

— Cassandra Clare

“Honey, that book is about vampires. Those don't exist.”

— C.B. Conwy

“Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun; they burn to a crisp.”

— Joleene Naylor

“To a vampire, there is only selfishness.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx

“You know when things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“You want me to be unselfish? A vampire is selfish. We kill so that we can survive, that is the ultimate selfishness.”

— Caroline Hanson

“The vampires took everything from me, but I'm looking into the eyes of one who has the power to give me back a reason…

— J.A. London